canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cyclonemetal:

"well, it seems we are at an impasse."

"so we are. carry on, cat"

"same to you, bird."

"NEITHER OF US CAN EAT THE OTHER SO LET US SAY GOOD DAY"

(Source: sizvideos)

maddehhey:

assbutt-astronaut:

imjusttoocooltohaveagoodurl:

I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers, they obviously can’t break the law so they save the Swan

I am an american and I had no idea thank

I am british and I had no idea thank

(Source: shoryukenme)

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

(Source: allthingspawnee)

psa

thatonelesbiangirl:

co8alt-thief:

if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy)

micdotcom:

Heartwarming Kickstarter raises $22K to make clothes for people with Down syndrome 

Downs Designs produces jeans, capri pants and shirts for individuals with Down syndrome, a genetic disorder that leaves patients with developmental delays and intellectual disability. Patients with Down syndrome are physically built differently than other people, and as a result often lack access to well-fitting clothes, furthering negative perceptions of people who have the disorder and increasing the condition’s social stigma.

Why clothing options are so limited | Follow micdotcom

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

domsomforsvann:

och ikväll känner jag allt och ingenting alls

(Source: ohmilkey)

"Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit."

inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

(Source: thelovewhisperer)

Anonymous asked:
i still have nightmares about p.e back in school

elliegalaxies:

i just never did as i was told so the teachers hated me

and all the popular girls who really got into it (because p.e was all they were good at lol) used to be like ‘FFS I DON’T WANT ELLIE ON MY TEAM SHE NEVER TAKES IT SERIOUSLY’

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