pretending to be sober in front of yr parents is the worst thing ever lmao
my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score
i shit you not
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
"women shouldn’t have to wear makeup!"
"you don’t have to conform to society’s expectations of feminine aesthetics! "
"women who don’t wear makeup are better; i only like women who look good without makeup; women who wear makeup are fake; etc."