• me: okay lets start this homework
  • *2 hours later*
  • me: okay lets start this homework

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

jpgay:

burn down my school and i’ll promote you

(Source: p3d0b3ar)

"I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence."

Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (  (via rlyrlyugly)

(Source: tvshows-who-knows)

Hin und her und ja und nein. Irgendwo zwischen verzweifeln und aufgeben, aufstehen und weitermachen.

(Source: hlbstrk)

ejacurlate:

*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*

snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point

getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive